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okCupid Message Fun!

By samantha, on July 30th, 2009

I don’t really mean to mock, but sometimes I get the best, most entertaining e-mails on okCupid. I have to admire this girl for being really to the point, but she’s not winning any points in the wooing department.

In fact, I feel rather frightened of her demands. What if I’m NOT “discreet”? What if my cell phone is on the fritz? What if I don’t like MySpace???

***** is my name. You must be discreet and STD freeI don’t use msn or chat rooms I’m looking to meet face to face or I don;t have time for persoanls emails. If you are not for real don’t wist my time.Oral Sex with bi women I can host in Scar Lets Meet I’m 30 black women slim and fit STD free No men No couples, No Transexuals. I’m on facebook and myspace so I looking to meet a bi women that works are in college with photos online of themseld real photos taken in 2009 with a working cell number.I ‘m looking for real bi women for oral sex on going

I think I should start sharing more of these e-mails. It’s probably really mean, but it’s not like these people have honestly spent any time reading my profile, bothering to learn anything about who I am or what I’m interested in.

Oh boy, I’m so going to hell.

Dating, Disaster, Issues, Sex, Sexuality    
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  • R

    Ah, but what a way to go.

  • sarah g

    this is by far one of my favourite kinds of messages on okstoopid. right up there with the “are you good with youre hands?” kind & the “my wife/girlfriend is curious about lesbianism and we want you to have threesome with us, no strings attached.”

  • http://www.openmarriageblog.com Husband

    Come on, if you’re going to mock her for anything, how about her spelling and typing skills?

  • http://www.fantasyplan.com RoxyandC

    So – did you meet her? LOL

  • samantha

    HA, no!

  • http://biggerlove.wordpress.com/ Lucius Scribbens

    Exactly, perverts and freaks. We get quite a few emails from single guys on a couple swinger sites we belong to. We wonder if anyone actually reads our profile. We have received numerous emails from single guys and when we look at their profile it says they want “slim athletic” women. Well, Lucretia MacEvil is a curvy gal. We contact them back, allow them access to a photo or two, and we either don’t hear back from them at all, or they email back “Sorry, you’re not my type.” THEN WHY DID YOU CONTACT US IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU FREAKIN’ IDIOT! DIDN’T YOU READ THE PROFILE AND PERSONAL STATS AND LOOK AT THE PREVIEW PICS WE HAVE POSTED?!

    Secondly, if this gal is so worried about discretion why does she have a MySpace and Facebook for people she is contacting to look at?

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