You’ve ever …

cried yourself to sleep
peed in a pool or lake
masturbated furiously
thought dirty thoughts about someone you really shouldn’t have
farted and tried to blame it on someone else
burped even worse than Barney from the Simpsons
thrown up or forgot things as a result of drinking too much

I know I’ve done most, if not all of those things. . . . → Read More: Raise Your Hand If …