You’ve ever …
- cried yourself to sleep
- peed in a pool or lake
- masturbated furiously
- thought dirty thoughts about someone you really shouldn’t have
- farted and tried to blame it on someone else
- burped even worse than Barney from the Simpsons
- thrown up or forgot things as a result of drinking too much
I know I’ve done most, if not all of those things. What, an open book can’t have SOME mystery?) And so have most of you. In fact, as humans we’ve all experienced moments of grossness, despair and total ick.
Why am I mentioning it? Well, just as a Sunday afternoon reminder that we’re all human. When you’re feeling low and down on yourself, remember that everyone you admire is (probably) human too. They sweat, they poop, they make mistakes. While they have those amazing moments of pure sexiness, or accomplishment or whatever it is you enjoy about them … they are human, just like you.
Hey, even the Queen has to take a dump every now and then.
