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A recent okCupid email

This made me laugh and perhaps if I wasn’t 51% enemy with this fella I’d give him a chance.

I find you somewhat attractive but not overbearingly. Previous experience and current state of affairs indicate that you will feel the same way about me. But still, ritual requires that we continue with a number of platonic activities before we have sex. I would not mind proceeding with such activities, but in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible.

  • Kitty Kneivel

    Now that guy is a poet. If he wasn’t so interested in you I might mail him my panties, just for kicks.

  • dooq

    I GOT THAT TOO!

  • http://www.bigger-love.com/ Lucius Scribbens

    It always amazes me how men will say things on over the Internet that they wouldn’t say to a woman in person if they were trying to pick them up.