Bef0re my recent 5 weeks of ill, I was a lucky duck to receive the Lelo Soraya (Insignia) in the mail from Ohhh Canada. It took a little bit of fighting with Canada Post to prove my identity and get the thing home – a task that can make you crazy when you know you have a genital pleaser sitting unused in the box – but we did it!
The Soraya feels like a sophisticated Rabbit. The Rabbit was my first two pronged toy, but eventually its time had passed. (Meaning I wore the thing out.) Soraya steps into my life and suddenly I’m not just a horny slut, looking to get off with dual stimulation, but I’m a CLASSY horny slut.
The presentation alone is enough to make you feel classy. As you open the box you’re presented with the beautiful Soraya inside Lelo’s signature packaging. Everything is carefully placed, down to the little Insignia brooch that begs to be worn while out for bridge at the old folk’s home. It’ll be your little secret!
At the non-insertable end of the Soraya, is a hole, perfectly cut out to rest your hand in while you play with the three simple buttons underneath. The toy is surprisingly light, so you decide how much additional pressure you want to put on it – not that you’ll really need to. The buttons adjust the intensity, while giving you access to 8 speeds that control two independent and strong motors at both ends. The middle button is slightly hard to press as the buttons could use a little bit more of a raised edge, but really – once you pick your favorite speed, there’s not much need to change between them.
Add the facts that it’s rechargeable, fully waterproof and phthalate-free to its long list of amazing qualities (like I dunno, the orgasms it will give you) and I guarantee you will enjoy your time with the Soraya.
Get yours now from Ohhh Canada in one of three saucy colors for $165.99.






