Lelo Tiani 2
Score: 8.5 sexy french maids out of a harem of 10
It’s depressing to admit that the fine folks at Lelo sent me over the beautiful Tiani 2 remote controlled couples massager a couple of months ago and I’m only JUST getting around to writing the review now … but it’s true.

After getting sick with my seemingly never-ending saga of reactions this summer, sex was the furthest thing on my body’s mind. Sadly, it was always on my mental mind, but I certainly was not feeling sexy. So I tried the Tiani 2 once before the saga but then had to put sexy times on hold.
This, well this was unfortunate. Speaking as a woman who doesn’t orgasm from penetration but still really loves being fucked, it’s always great to add even more pleasure into the mix and the Tiani 2 does exactly that. I’m so glad to be reunited with both my sex life, and it. With it’s remote controller and two choices of attachments, the simple review for the Tiani 2 is this:
It makes sex feel extra fucking super for me. Like, woah. I love being able to control it remotely (or not), adjusting the intensity or the setting as I want, depending on how I’m being fucked. I love that it stays in as we switch positions or is completely waterproof should I decide to hop in the bath for some fun on my own.
I love that, like all Lelo products, it comes in beautiful packaging, with a discreet pouch, and another one of those Lelo brooches that I really do need to start wearing soon to brunch or at my next bridge game. I guess I should start playing bridge … I love that, should you ever want to play a fun game of “Let me control your orgasm from the other room, while you’re having tea.”, that you can do that with your partner, as the signal travels up to 48 feet.
The only downside that we found to the Tiani 2 is that after a while – during intercourse – it hurt him a little. We think that perhaps there wasn’t enough lube each time, so even if you’re a sloosher like me, I still recommend that you lube the thing up to make sure that he doesn’t complain when all you want to do is scream in remote controlled pleasure. Finally, for the sake of being selfish – since this is my site after all – I’m going to point out again how AMAZING it made sex feel for me and say that it’s all good.
Get your Lelo Tiani 2 now in black, deep rose, or cerise.







