Sexy Sinnovation Review Pt. 2: Warner’s Cheeky Panty & Unwire Bra

In Part 2 of my sinnovation review series, I take a look at the Warner’s Cheeky Panty and Unwire Bra, available now at Ohhh Canada. I’m sure you’re thinking, “But Samantha! How can there be innovation in underwear??”

Just wait! I’ll tell you, dear reader.

I won’t lie. I was first drawn to this set because of the beautiful purple colour. I adore the right type of purple – not as much as these people, but still a lot –  and this set makes me feel like royalty. In addition to the beautiful colour, however, you want to know why this set is so innovative! Well, for starters, the bra supports like an underwire, but has no wires. I don’t know about the state of your lingerie drawers, but when I recently went through mine, I discovered that 80% of my bras have the wire in one boob, but not the other. Wires never ever last! Whether they’re expensive or cheapo, eventually the metal will break free, and one of your tits will sit fully supported, while the other one rests and envies its partner, and plots ways to bring it down to its new level.

It’s padded, but not so padded that you’ll wonder where all your shape went when you take it off, which is always a relief. Seriously. I don’t know what it is with a lot (most) of the guys I date, but they always want the bra off immediately. Don’t you guys realize how great this thing looks on? And with minimal padding, but full support, that feels almost like my real boobs, couldn’t we just leave it on a little longer? If the answer is no, never fear, this bra looks just as good on the floor as it does on your tits.

I. Love. This.

I. Love. This. Cleaning mirrors, on the other end, less so.

The price is on point as well. I don’t mind spending $37.99 for a bra that’s not going to dig metal into my side, looks and feels glorious, and is, did I mention, PURPLE. The only downside that I’ve found so far is that my skin rubs a bit on the actual “unwire” on the outside of the bra. I think they could’ve found a way to wrap it up a little neater so that it didn’t catch on flabby arms.

I give the Warner’s Unwire Bra eight and a half motorboats out of a possible ten.

Get yours online or in-store at Ohhh Canada for $37.99.

Moving on down to the bum cheek region, next we’re going to talk about the matching Warner’s Cheeky Panty.  To say that I was thrilled to find a panty to fit my rather large ass, an XL apparently does the trick, would be an understatement.

So yeah, it fits me, but it doesn’t fit me so much that I would want to wear it all day long. But that has much less to do with the panty and much more to do with my size. It’s fits me in a way that has me wanting to keep it on long enough so that my date can see it (instead of being told to take off all my clothes, before getting a chance to show them off. Grr! Hashtag Recent Memories.)

Love them.

Love them.

Seriously though, these panties feel GREAT. They’re smooth and pretty and purple and lacy, and as promised, will not give you a wedgie. Ok, well, they did give me a little one, but that’s because my ass literally devours any cloth that you put next to it, due to its size.

**Daydreams momentarily of a ferocious giant ass monster that runs through towns absorbing everyone’s laundry lines for its power**

Anyway …. if you’re going to get the bra, you have to get the panty. They’re such a pretty set, they’ve got enough innovation that you can feel science-y AND sexy at the same time, and the price is right.

Get yours online or in-store at Ohhh Canada for $11.99.