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Really?

Tonight on the subway after my good friend Catherine got off at her stop I put my headphones on.

I listened to some Rachel Yamagata because yes, the movie Leap Year made me feel sappy and I felt like continuing the sap because at my core I’m a super lame-ass.

The above sentence is irrelevant.

About one stop after . . . → Read More: Really?

Apple C, Apple P

This might make me an asshole … but I don’t care.

When I get a message like this, it makes me angry but in an amused way. It’s clearly coming from a man who doesn’t get it. He hasn’t read my profile, he’s not interested in knowing anything about me. He is a serial copy paster. He’s . . . → Read More: Apple C, Apple P

Over-promise, Under-deliver

Wait, isn’t that backwards? Sometimes though it seems perfectly normal in my household. Allow me to explain.

This past Monday Steph had a first night with a gal he met on okCupid. He hadn’t been on a first date in, hmm … a really long time; not since he met Betty I think. Anyway, we had kind . . . → Read More: Over-promise, Under-deliver

Pwning, Part II

As the God fearing character “Manny” returns to tell us we’re all doing bad things on Sexie Sadie’s blog, I couldn’t help but comment back at him and since I wrote so much I wanted to share with all of you!

Here’s his latest comment, and you can read mine below. Fun with God and open relationships!

Manny . . . → Read More: Pwning, Part II

Another okCupid gem!

This one’s almost poetic:

hi lovely day
its friday
im home going for a run
im italian french\
very passionate
************@hotmail.com
im single no kids
luv playing sports
and going to my cottage
antonio xo

Amazing. He wrote the same thing to my friend Bonnie. Check it . . . → Read More: Another okCupid gem!

Online dating, fail

My coworker, who yes is East Indian, just got this email from this guy on Lava Life. For the record, she is mainly on Lava because it’s amusing. It is fun for us all to read the emails that these people send to her because so many of them are reeeeediculous. What is it about the . . . → Read More: Online dating, fail

The Fallout Fallout

For those who have read this post already, here’s a fun little link that you might enjoy that is very much related. Skip along to 3:25 if you want to avoid the ad. http://microsites.ign.com/energizer

In this household video games are usually encouraged. Steph works for a game company and we both used to work together at the . . . → Read More: The Fallout Fallout

okCupid Message Fun!

I don’t really mean to mock, but sometimes I get the best, most entertaining e-mails on okCupid. I have to admire this girl for being really to the point, but she’s not winning any points in the wooing department.

In fact, I feel rather frightened of her demands. What if I’m NOT “discreet”? What if my cell . . . → Read More: okCupid Message Fun!

The Run-In

It’s a hazard of this open marriage lifestyle, but living in the seemingly big, but actually relatively small city of Toronto and having dated quite a number of boys and girls over the past few years I am bound to run into someone sooner or later.

I’ve had some random run-ins over the past few years. Luckily, . . . → Read More: The Run-In

Anonymity be damned

There are many times when I wish I could write a lot more freely than I do; telling you specifics about people I fuck, people I love or people I want to love and fuck. I don’t want to embarrass myself when they read what I think about them, our dates, or their touch and I . . . → Read More: Anonymity be damned