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When I first saw the Sqweel by LoveHoney last year I immediately wanted one, but felt a little silly. I have a strange aversion to any sex toy that emulates a real body part too much and the Sqweel is designed with 10 spinning tongues that mimic the most perfectly controlled pussy licker. Oral sex and I are pretty . . . → Read More: Review: Sqweeeeeeeeeel I’ve always been curious about trying pre-made pillows, designed for sex, but questions always plague my mind: “Where would I store them when parents come to visit?” “Isn’t my butt big enough to just be a pillow on its own?” Recently, Ohhh Canada sent me over not only a sex pillow, but the Axis for Hitachi Magic . . . → Read More: Review: The Axis for Hitachi Magic Wand I’ve realized something about myself lately – and it’s not that I don’t mind the taste of seaweed as much as I once thought – though this is also true. It’s that my submissive side is so much more than an occasional stress reliever or playtime. It’s become what I need and what I crave most . . . → Read More: It Felt Like a Kiss: What Submission Means to Me Sadly, I don’t get booty calls anymore. Well, not including in-my-own-house calls; which totally count, but nothing of the external “Who the hell is calling at 3 am?” variety. So what’s a girl to do? Well, I’m partial to sticking my boobs out, plumping up my lips and making sure I smell purty as a bumblebee’s behind. . . . → Read More: Product Reviews! Let’s hit the Booty Parlour Tying someone up or being tied up. It’s a pretty standard fantasy for a lot of people, and why not? It’s a sexy feeling to lose control and be teased, or to be the one doing the teasing. If the rope and chain aisle at Home Depot is a bit too intimidating for you and you . . . → Read More: Review: Under the Bed Restraint System I was interviewed recently by Sexy Typewriter about my open relationship. Or so I thought. If you’re reading this and you’re not a Facebook or Twitter friendly, it’s highly likely that you linked to me from the Toronto Sun’s website. Or the Edmonton Sun … or one of the many Suns across Canada (apparently what they . . . → Read More: Ohai Stake Burners … I posted this first in 2010, but hey, it’s the holidays! Why not share it again now! Now that you’ve read all about Oral Sex For Dudes, it’s time to get to the ladies. I cannot deny that this post will be slightly biased by my own vagina but I have spoken to enough gals, and been with enough, to have a good handle on what makes lady bits tick and what makes them yawn. Let’s get to it!
As you can tell from the handy graphic I found (stole) from the above site in a Google image search, women’s bits are all very unique and as a result all require different styles of loving to get off, but here are some general guidelines. There are, of course, always exceptions to these “rules”.
I posted this first in 2010, but hey, it’s the holidays! Why not share it again now! In the spirit of the season it’s time for me to share with you my oral sex gift giving tips for dudes. So many people go without good head, settling instead for mediocre loving or none at all and it’s a shame. There is a saying that oral sex is like pizza; even when it’s bad it’s still good but let’s be honest. For anyone that has ever eaten a gourmet pizza you really cannot compare it to a microwaveable pile of goo, that’s done in less than two minutes. Pun implied and intended. So without further ado, let’s get to the genitals, shall we?
Hey Cock-sucker! Now I consider this a term of endearment but you might not. There are plenty of people that refuse to suck their partner’s cock for whatever reason. (It’s weird looking, it smells, he never takes out the trash, etc.) To start with, *most* penises are beautiful once you get past the alien appendage fear that some of us have. If they smell, well some people have lovely natural musks that is simply a part of sex and others might need encouragement to hop in the shower. Finally if you’re not giving head because he’s not doing his chores, did you ever think that maybe he’s not doing his chores because you’re not giving him head? It takes two to tango. Withholding sex is not healthy for anybody. We should never treat our sexuality as a commodity. This is Part Two to this story. If you haven’t read that one, this likely will not make much sense. So please read it first! When the doorbell rang, I could feel myself getting anxious. I was about to let somebody else into this very personal space that has belonged to Harvey and I for years. I was excited to be able to show someone else just how good I can be for him, as well as to give him the threesome that he’s never had. As our guest is a friend of mine, it wasn’t too difficult to be able to relax and enjoy a glass of wine while he cooked dinner. There was something very calming about the two of us sitting there, watching as he prepared a meal. I was at once highly on edge and completely chilled. I could still feel the wetness between my legs from my alone time with him and wondered if I would feel ashamed that there was someone else in the room now. I didn’t. I love this little product. It’s absolutely perfect for a safe slut on the go, which makes it even more perfect as a safe slut stocking stuffer this Holiday season. Tee hee, I said “stuff”. I’m talking about the Just In Case: Condom Compact, available now at Ohhh Canada for only $12.99. It’s a great way to . . . → Read More: Product Review: Condom Compact |
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