I wasted a lot of energy in 2011 on other people. Any of it that wasn’t going to my job went to other people, with a teensy tiny bit of leftovers coming to me. (And of course, I always have a permanent chunk for my lovely husband. That doesn’t change.) I lay . . . → Read More: Becoming the Hunted]]>

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I wasted a lot of energy in 2011 on other people. Any of it that wasn’t going to my job went to other people, with a teensy tiny bit of leftovers coming to me. (And of course, I always have a permanent chunk for my lovely husband. That doesn’t change.) I lay myself bare to be attacked last year, removing my heart from my chest and serving it on a platter for other people to nom on. Along the way I completely forgot what it was that mattered to me. I pursued others because I thought that’s what I needed or they wanted but I really had no idea what I was doing.

I realize now that all of that time spent pursuing was an absolute waste. The only benefit of it has come in the self-awareness I have gained, knowing that I don’t want to ever feel like I did last year.

So while it has arrived at the beginning of the year, this isn’t a resolution. It’s more of an awakening. Or a slap over the head if that’s a more eye opening way of looking at it.

2012 is not going to be about pursuing others while hurting myself. This year (and life moving forward) will be about making time for people that are good to me. I will put effort into seeing friends and lovers who offer my life richness, excitement and affection. And I will allow myself to be pursue like I totally deserve, because I. Am. Awesome.

At the moment I have a pretty, sexy lady who is offering me plenty of attention, and it’s lovely. I’ve also thought to myself about putting a bit more effort into dating some friends I have crushes on, but I’m going to leave those possibilities in their courts.

The hunter is FINALLY going to allow herself to become the hunted and that sounds like perfect evolution to me.

Now that you’ve read all about Oral Sex For Dudes, it’s time to get to the ladies. I cannot deny that this post will be slightly biased by my own vagina but I have spoken to enough gals, and been . . . → Read More: Oral Sex For Gals: Holiday Gift Giving]]> I posted this first in 2010, but hey, it’s the holidays! Why not share it again now!

Now that you’ve read all about Oral Sex For Dudes, it’s time to get to the ladies. I cannot deny that this post will be slightly biased by my own vagina but I have spoken to enough gals, and been with enough, to have a good handle on what makes lady bits tick and what makes them yawn.

Let’s get to it!

As you can tell from the handy graphic I found (stole) from the above site in a Google image search, women’s bits are all very unique and as a result all require different styles of loving to get off, but here are some general guidelines. There are, of course, always exceptions to these “rules”.

• Going from a peck on the cheek to eating a girl out can be a bit of a leap. You don’t have to lay rose petals on the sheets or read her poetry to get your head between her legs but a little making out before you rush into her thighs is usually a good idea.

• Sexuality for many women works differently than guys. Sometimes we can get immediately in the mood but there are other moments when our brains need help focusing so that we can mentally be there with you as well. There are a bazillion things that can work for this that I won’t list them all, but here are a few ideas:
  • A little hair pull while making out can really help with focus. I know for me, a hair pull at the right moment speaks directly to my lady bits and they immediately pay attention. “Oh, so THAT’S what we’re doing now! Got it!”
  • Try touching her erogenous zones lightly … or harder … to awaken sensation in the body. The neck and ears connect for a lot of people. If she’s sensitive like me, her body will goosebump up sending shivers up and down her body which can help turn her on.
  • Confidence, confidence, confidence! There are times when I can go without oral sex and would rather do something else because I sense hesitation in my partner. Being concerned about meeting your lover’s needs is a good thing, yes, but showing it through confident movements can go much farther than “So um, can I eat your pussy now?” That being said … it’s also often good to clarify before you have at it. You have to feel out the situation. Pun intended and implied. I know, I know … women are SO complicated, right?

Who doesn't love a tasty pussy?

• For everyone’s sake, please find the clitoris if you haven’t already. It really isn’t that hard to locate, It gets slightly larger as it is aroused as the blood flow increases. It’s often the spot that you’ll touch and a woman will go “ooooooohhhhh” and it’s around the top of the whole genital area. I am not drawing you a map or giving you anymore info than that. If you are a woman, you know where yours is so at least you’ve got a bit of a head start finding your lovers.
• Also to the ladies out there eating pussy … here is a lesson that I have learned: It is very handy to know what you like when presented with someone else’s vagina but don’t be offended if they don’t get off on the same things that work for you. Try appreciating the opportunity to learn.
• Teasing can go a long way. Some kisses, licks or bites on the inner thighs. Brushing your hands over the area, lightly touching pussy as you move from side to side.
• Women often have their own unique smell. Telling a woman she smells like fish is not going to win you any points so please don’t do it. And like I said to the guys, ladies if you need to shower, do so. I also recommend Kama Sutra honey dust. That stuff is amaaaazing.
• If she asks or the moment strikes you and you want to use your fingers, make sure she’s wet first. Nothing feels more intrusive than a few dry fingers trying to force themselves inside of you before you’re ready for them. Lick them or use lube. Whatever you have to do to make sure she feels pleasure and not friction burns going in. Owee, speaking from experience.
• The G spot is real, but that doesn’t mean every woman has become personally familiar with it yet. While some women are squirting masters, or can gspot orgasm with no problems, not everyone is ready for it. Just because you’ve found that magical bump, it doesn’t mean that rubbing it furiously like you’re trying to start a fire with two sticks is going to get her off. In fact it may make her frustrated, embarrassed or worse, hurt her. You’ll have to go by her reactions to really see what works for her.

A Little To The Left

Speaking of reactions, any sex works better when there is communication involved. That doesn’t always been that you will get it, however. Sometimes the best way to tell if a woman is enjoying herself is by the sounds she’s making. If she’s writhing about, moaning and groaning, it’s likely that she is really enjoying what you’re doing. Choosing that exact moment to try something new is probably bad timing and going to frustrate her. I find that I have to concentrate pretty hard before having an orgasm so when I’m really into it and things suddenly change I have to start at the bottom of the mountain again, tensing my muscles to aid myself to orgasm.

If you’re with a new lover, you will need some time to learn what really works for her between the legs.

• Some women (bitches!*) can come multiple times, often quickly during oral and finger sex. Others, like me, shoot for one, epic orgasm if they’re lucky. (And other women do not come with a partner, or ever.) You are not any less skilled by only getting the one orgasm instead of the multiples, or none at all. It all comes down to each woman’s physical makeup. While it is a great goal to have, try focusing on the destination as well.
• But let’s say we are aiming for that goal: Consistency often works for everyone. Think of a vibrators mechanics. Vibes work because they do the same thing over and over and over again. While it does feel great to have a lick here, a touch there and back to another lick, once a woman is getting close to orgasm it can be perfect to just do exactly what you’re doing, don’t stop, keep going and oh oh OH. If you get my drift.
• While the clit is a sensitive little piece of perfection, that doesn’t mean you can’t be rough with your lady if she’s that type of gal. I feel each and every one of my 8000 nerve endings on my clit but love a good finger bang. Whatever you do though, don’t try to pick your girl up with your hand unless you have first agreed upon it. We are not bowling balls!
• Which brings me to fisting. What a wonderful good time this can be, but please make sure that you discuss it ahead of time. Not every girl is open to being, um, opened up by a hand, big or small and it’s not something that should be done as a surprise.
• Don’t be afraid to get your face in there. While the tongue is a delightful piece of body, having a face in your pussy doing more than licking can feel amazing. Try “making out” with the pussy. Suck it lightly, rub your face from side to side on it. There is so much more to oral sex than just the tongue. My favorite time is when I have no idea what is actually going on down there, when it is so much more than a lick. Fingers are everywhere, face and tongue are all over the place and all I can feel is intense sensation. There is more to good oral sex than just tongue!

We are all unique flowers

And if safe sex is a concern for you (which it should be) you can still enjoy lady bits with help from a dental dam. Dams are thin so that sensation still comes through and come in all sorts of yummy flavors so you’re not stuck with a yucky taste in your mouth. All reputable sex shops should have them in stock.

Wanting to be good at oral sex doesn’t mean you will be. Pay attention to the signs that your lady lover is putting out there and you will both enjoy the experience that much more. Let your partner know you want to make her happy. A little sexy enthusiasm can go a hell of a long way at Christmas and beyond.

* Just kidding about the bitches thing. Kind of.

In the spirit of the season it’s time for me to share with you my oral sex gift giving tips for dudes. So many people go without good head, settling instead for mediocre loving or none at all and it’s . . . → Read More: Oral Sex For Dudes: Holiday Gift Giving]]> I posted this first in 2010, but hey, it’s the holidays! Why not share it again now!

In the spirit of the season it’s time for me to share with you my oral sex gift giving tips for dudes. So many people go without good head, settling instead for mediocre loving or none at all and it’s a shame. There is a saying that oral sex is like pizza; even when it’s bad it’s still good but let’s be honest. For anyone that has ever eaten a gourmet pizza you really cannot compare it to a microwaveable pile of goo, that’s done in less than two minutes. Pun implied and intended.

So without further ado, let’s get to the genitals, shall we?

Hey Cock-sucker!

Now I consider this a term of endearment but you might not. There are plenty of people that refuse to suck their partner’s cock for whatever reason. (It’s weird looking, it smells, he never takes out the trash, etc.) To start with, *most* penises are beautiful once you get past the alien appendage fear that some of us have. If they smell, well some people have lovely natural musks that is simply a part of sex and others might need encouragement to hop in the shower. Finally if you’re not giving head because he’s not doing his chores, did you ever think that maybe he’s not doing his chores because you’re not giving him head? It takes two to tango. Withholding sex is not healthy for anybody. We should never treat our sexuality as a commodity.

With the reasons out of the way, let’s get to the goods. Every man is different and will have his own take on what makes him hard and what feels the best but there are some general rules that we can apply to this situation:

• Feeling your man get hard through his clothing can be an incredible turn-on for both of you as it has that high school element that always gives us butterflies. I have a habit of jumping straight for the inner thigh / groin region once my hands are on the legs but it’s always been appreciated so I won’t call it a bad habit.
• Undoing a man’s pants for him is sexy. You can do it fast, which shows insatiable passion, but slow also works and heightens the mood. Undo his belt, his buttons or zipper and look at him with excitement in your eyes before you reach underneath or take his pants off.
• Fumbling with his pants can be cute too, so don’t be embarrassed. There are plenty of times when I’ve been attempting to remove clothing and have met my button match. All you can really do is admit that you need a little help, smile sweetly and have him do it. He’ll appreciate you wanting nothing to stand in your way!
• If his cock is not hard when you get to it, don’t have an ego freak out. Everyone reacts in their own way to touch and sensation. A floppyish cock is not indicative of him being not into it or you. Look at it as an opportunity. I love feeling him get hard in my hands or mouth, plus in the mouth it means you can sometimes get the whole thing in there without choking on it for a few seconds. Quel accomplishment! If he has trouble staying hard, try squeezing the base of the cock as this can help the blood flow.

• Depend on the mood – and your hunger – you can take your time to put your mouth on it, or you can play with it for a while with your hands. (More on hand jobs in a few points.) Use your tongue to lick from top to bottom. Have fun with eye contact. Rub your body all over it, or rub it on your cheek nice and dirty stylez.

• You are not the Drinking Bird so there is no excuse for giving head strictly up and down like this nuclear plant saving toy. While strictly up and down certainly feels good enough, that doesn’t mean your movements have to be so limited. As he enters your mouth, try moving your head around in a twisty motion so that your head is angled in all sorts of directions.
• Don’t ignore the power of the tongue. While you’re going down – assuming you’ve got space to do so – whip your tongue around him at the same time. It’s an extra little kick that will make you a magician. I always swirl my tongue around like crazy making sure to give that double sensation.

Don't be like this guy!

If you want to take a break for any reason, including your face hurting, let your hands pick up the slack! So many people get the handjob wrong, but you don’t have to. A good handjob just takes a little effort but once you master these tips, you’re set.

• OW! Watch out for it getting too dry. Sex and friction go together really well but friction burn on his dick isn’t really desired by most. Use lube or spit to keep that thing well oiled. A woman who isn’t afraid to spit on his cock, or her hands to make everything shiny and slick will get bonus points for enthusiasm and comfort level.
• Again, you’re not the Drinking Bird so get out of the up and down rut. Try twisting your hand left and right as you go move to the bottom and to the top. Not only will it strengthen your wrist but the sensation for him will be really intensified as you move all over him.
• Don’t forget the tip! A neat little trick is to caress your fingers over the head of the penis when you come up. Many men are very sensitive here and this gives them an extra little jolt every time. Ignoring this part of the penis is a waste of a beautiful thing.
• Be ambidextrous! I am total fail with my left hand when it comes to anything else except for handjobs and there’s a chance you’re the same way. Mix it up, switch hands, or use both! Try using your face AND your hands at the same time. Delightful!
• Don’t forget the nuts! Lots of men LOVE having their nuts licked or fondled. Be sure to check to see how sensitive he is. There are those that can handle their balls being stepped on and others that can barely handle a little squeeze. Don’t push it! And if you’re afraid of his “dirty old nut sack”, forget what you think they look like and enjoy how they feel and most importantly the pleasure they give him.
• Many guys really enjoy having their ass stimulated whether it’s with a tongue or a finger. Always warn / discuss this option with your partner first before giving them a little up the butt surprise. It can really enhance men’s pleasure but not if they’re feeling violated / uptight as a result.

Choking Hazard

Many guys get off on the idea of their partner’s gagging on their cock. I remember when I first heard about it that I found it very off putting. Why would I want to make myself gag for YOUR pleasure? I soon learned though how much fun it can be. It does tend to take place in more of a kinky partnership but the vanillas can try it too! Take it slow and remember these points:

• No one should force something down your throat without you agreeing. Seems obvious, but it isn’t always.
• If you feel you’re going to throw up (and don’t want to), stop immediately. Give yourself a break. Remember those hands.
• Be prepared for makeup and spit to run down your face. Gagging isn’t a pretty adventure but that’s all part of the dirty excitement.
• Understand that he will try to push your head down onto him. This can be a LOT of fun but you need to be able to call it off when you can’t do anymore.
• Slapping makes gagging even more fun!
• Not every guy that wants you to gag on his cock is an asshole. Some just enjoy the dirtiness of it. There are definitely some assholes though so be careful.

Finishing Touches

Spit or swallow? The age old question that I remember hearing for the first time in high school. This comes down to personal preference really. There’s no reason that he can’t finish on your body somewhere as well. Or maybe your face. We see it in porn all the time, the girls anxiously waiting for the men to cum all over their face and sure it can happen but for fucks’ sake … not the eyes, guys. Cum in the eyes can sometimes cause intense irritation, redness and puffiness. Guys, if your partner is offering up their face as a landing point, try to at least aim for the lower half.

If cum in your mouth grosses you out then you HAVE to say something first. Don’t just expect that in the moment he will know your aversion to semen and stop himself before it hits the back of your throat. And guys, always remember to give a warning and give your partner the option of choosing where it ends up.

Safety First

If safe sex is a concern for you (which it should be) you can still enjoy the cock with help from a flavored condom. Condoms nowadays can be really thin so that sensation still comes through and come in all sorts of yummy flavors so you’re not stuck with a yucky taste in your mouth. All reputable sex shops should have them in stock.

Oral sex doesn’t have to be a once in a blue moon situation. Anyone can give GREAT head or handjobs with a little bit of practice. The last and most important ingredient to any adventure is of course enthusiasm! Have fun with it. Don’t suck cock just for the sake of it. Let your partner know you want to make him happy. A little sexy enthusiasm can go a hell of a long way at Christmas and beyond.

Happy Holidays!

Up next: Oral Sex for Gals: Holiday Gift Giving

It was innocent enough. An article in the Toronto Star – known obviously as being the mortal media enemy of Toronto mayor Rob Ford – talking about his recent . . . → Read More: On Rob Ford and Fat Shaming. An Easy Joke or a Symptom of Something More?]]> A simple Facebook status conversation has inspired me to write this post because my brain is now buzzing with thoughts on how the media talks about fat people.

It was innocent enough. An article in the Toronto Star – known obviously as being the mortal media enemy of Toronto mayor Rob Ford – talking about his recent performance in the National Ballet’s “The Nutcracker.” While there were a few vague political points mixed into the article, the general tone was light hearted, easy and jovial. No matter your thoughts on his politics, how can you not feel at least slightly amused when you see this amazing photo?

What made me pause while reading the article was the below phrase; discussing Ford’s appearance with Ward 35 Councillor/Executive Committee member Michelle Berardinetti;

The pair, costumed in colourful Russian Petrouchka doll outfits — the National Ballet stocks a variety of sizes — escorted the cannon that initiates the battle scene.

Now sure, you can say that I’m being sensitive – and maybe I am, but I think this was unnecessary writing on the part of the Star’s reporter, Michael Crabb. We can SEE in the photo that the Ballet had a costume for Mayor Ford. We all KNOW he’s fat and maybe were even wondering to ourselves if there would be an appropriately sized costume for him to fit into, but was it necessary to actually tell us that they stock them in a variety of sizes?

What this tiny, seemingly innocent string of words does is simply perpetuate fat-shaming. And it’s something that happens to Rob Ford all the time.

Before I continue, I must stress that I cannot stand Rob Ford. As a person, his morals and ethics do not match up with what I see as likeable qualities. His politics make me sick. I personally consider him to be a liar and a disgrace to this city. He’s done more harm than I think any of us who actually expected a lot of harm from him can even imagine. I want him to go far, far away and I think he’s an buffoon. I don’t agree with some of the commenters in the original article saying that the author should have let it remain simply a “Spirit of the Season” piece and left the politics out of it. He’s a politician. Politics will never get left out of it and I don’t think that they should, really.

However, he’s also obviously a fat guy and it’s easy for us to poke fun at that. Especially when we also think the person in question is an idiot. Fat and idiot go hand in hand it seems and Rob Ford’s jack-ass behaviour makes that easier for us to jump on. Mr. Crabb decided to point out that the ballet had a costume to fit him because obviously we the people must have been wondering how they would deal with the fat bastard once he got backstage. I’m sure he didn’t mean any harm by those few words; but their existence point to a symptom of something that is very wrong with our culture.

Not only is the constant pointing out of Rob Ford’s weight lazy and unnecessary, but it’s harmful for two other reasons. The first is that it’s diluting the messages. It’s easier for us to poke fun at someone’s weight quickly vs. writing out a thought-provoking letter to local government protesting policies or changes we disagree with as citizens. We can put all our anger into pointing out how his head is sweaty because it’s a quick dig that makes us feel better – because underneath, we think he’s an idiot. Second, it’s sending a tragic message to society when we allow the media to constantly poke fun of his, or any other person’s weight.

We’re allowing it to be ok to make fun of Rob Ford for being a fatty because we hate him for his stupid political moves. Therefore, we’re perpetuating the stereotype that fat (often) = idiot. And what does that then do? Well it teaches people, including children, that as long as someone is – or you think they are – not very smart, then it’s ok to make fun of them for their appearance. Their intellectual “wrongdoings” obviously give you a free pass to mock how they look.

Do I want to make fun of Rob Ford for being a fat bastard? I can’t deny that I do because it’s just SO easy. Did I enjoy the meme of him kicking a football being turned into other things that made the rounds lately? I can’t deny that I did. The meme, however, is a hilarious picture being turned into more hilarity. To me, it’s just as ridiculous as Tom Selleck Waterfall Sandwich; not funny because he’s fat; just funny because of his pose, fat or not.

Ridiculousness can be funny. Just like this is funny. (Click the picture for more.)

If it’s ok to make fun of Rob Ford’s weight because he’s an idiot, then it must be ok to make fun of some dumb fraternity bimbo for being promiscuous. Her ditzy nature and short skirt and tiny top must make it ok to laugh at her / shame her for being slutty, right? Too harsh? Well maybe as a person that has struggled with weight my entire life and has seen countless other people get judged strictly on their appearance before they’re even given a change to show off their intelligence, I see fat-shaming as equally harmful.

We all need to be responsible for this and we need to stand up to the media if we see fat shaming being perpetuated. I don’t care if it’s idiot jack-ass Rob Ford being mocked for being a fat slob or Random Overweight Person of Interest B. By not making a clear distinction between disagreeing with someone because of their policies and hating them because they’re fat (and also disagreeing with their policies) we’re teaching our children that it’s ok to mock someone you dislike using their appearance as the target, rather than challenging the real issues underneath the XXL suit.

When the doorbell rang, I could feel myself getting anxious. I was about to let somebody else into this very personal space that has belonged to Harvey and I for years. I . . . → Read More: Three’s Company; part 2]]> This is Part Two to this story. If you haven’t read that one, this likely will not make much sense. So please read it first!

When the doorbell rang, I could feel myself getting anxious. I was about to let somebody else into this very personal space that has belonged to Harvey and I for years. I was excited to be able to show someone else just how good I can be for him, as well as to give him the threesome that he’s never had.

As our guest is a friend of mine, it wasn’t too difficult to be able to relax and enjoy a glass of wine while he cooked dinner. There was something very calming about the two of us sitting there, watching as he prepared a meal. I was at once highly on edge and completely chilled. I could still feel the wetness between my legs from my alone time with him and wondered if I would feel ashamed that there was someone else in the room now. I didn’t.

As he cooked, we all chatted. She had yet to be put into the head space that I was in, and I felt alright taking the liberty to escape mine a little. For a few moments, we were just normal, knowing that once dinner was over things would get very interesting.When the two of them started to discuss my relationship with him, I couldn’t help but start to feel proud. All of you, curious readers, know about Harvey already. My husband knows, as do my friends. But on his side, no one knows. It’s his choice to not tell his wife but he has said that it’s his burden and he doesn’t want to give it to his friends. So to be in the same room and hear him talk not to me, but about me, was kinda’ thrilling. I recognize that it’s a bit lame, and of course unethical, but it felt good and that’s important here.

After dinner we took her on a tour of the house. It was obviously that transition period between “Ok, we’ve had dinner. Now let’s have sex.”. Walking around, nonchalantly looking at furniture was a good in between. She kissed me in the hallway and then we headed to the den area where I had been earlier shining his boots and caught up in being a good girl.

It’s hard to remember the order of everything, isn’t it? That time when everyone goes from fully clothed to completely or almost completely naked. I can still see how slow paced everything was still. Harvey was in a slight state of can I say, shock? Seeing two women in front of him, ready to do his bidding while being intimate with one another. It was porn come to life, which I suppose for any first time threesomer can be a bit unreal.

I had no idea how it was going to feel, watching him be with someone else. I was slightly worried that I was going to feel jealousy, since our relationship has been so private and intimate for five years, but watching him have his way with her; seeing him so very much enjoying the gift I had brought him, took away any fear of that. I knew that she was a good choice the moment she stopped talking. The fire in her eyes was replaced by a wonderful submissive longing and it was so sexy to be a spectator. Though she’s not a pain slut, he clothespinned her breasts as I helped. I couldn’t help feeling like I wanted him to push her. Put her in intense subspace. Break her.

For the first little while, we were simply abusing her, experimenting with how far she could go. He pushed her up against the ottoman and used his talented hands to make her his. We would pause occasionally, all feeling very relaxed in our den of sin, all naked and stuff. I really relished in the time when she and I were making out in front of him. Sometimes it was softer, more like two women on even ground. Other times I wanted to show him my dominant side with certain women, something we’ve talked about but he has never seen. I would hold her down, control the situation, pull her hair. All while he was watching, approving, taking it all in. Knowing I learned much of my skills from him.

Those moments were nice, when I felt the freedom to do whatever I wanted to. He wasn’t as dominant overall as we had discussed he would be, but his mind was slightly overloaded at the fact that the threesome we’d talked about for years was finally happening, so that’s fair. When he was though, I found it fascinating how I wouldn’t even move without knowing if it was ok with him. I wanted this to be his show. Whatever he needed or wanted, I would do. I’ve never felt so giving before. She didn’t know how to follow his rules though, was brattier and was punished for it.

I was really craving some more submission after a while as our three person hot mess had become less kink than I was hoping for and I needed to be dominated. My initial fantasy was for her to be tied up and told to watch as he abused me, his precious girl, while she was nothing but a slutty worthless visitor who had to wait her turn. Somehow knowing that she got off on being called names appealed to my own fantasies as well. It was obvious in reality that she wasn’t going to be tied up, but I was still begging for that attention. I needed him to hit me. I needed to show someone else how good I can be for him, so he obliged. He lay me on the floor and smacked my face until I cried. She interrupted to ask if I was ok as she was genuinely concerned. I nodded yes, and he told her I was. I knew that I was perfectly safe but I imagine it was hard for her to see. I liked that. I wanted it to be challenging to watch while sexy at the same time. I think we achieved that.

It wasn’t just me that he beat though. He took sometime and smacked her in the face as well despite the fact that she’s not into pain at all, but something made her stay there then. Something made her want to try, to see if she was up to the challenge, and after a few smacks, he broke her. She was crying and it was beautiful. Completely cathartic and wonderful. And really fucking hot.

We were there for hours but I felt and still feel like there was so much more that we could do. So many more fantasies that are still waiting to be fulfilled. I can only hope that it doesn’t take 5 more years to get to them.

I’m talking about the Just In Case: Condom Compact, available now at Ohhh Canada for only $12.99. It’s a great way to . . . → Read More: Product Review: Condom Compact]]> I love this little product. It’s absolutely perfect for a safe slut on the go, which makes it even more perfect as a safe slut stocking stuffer this Holiday season. Tee hee, I said “stuff”.

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Sigh … I love office sex.

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If you’re a safe slut on the go, or you know one, I highly recommend it!

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