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Apple C, Apple P

This might make me an asshole … but I don’t care.

When I get a message like this, it makes me angry but in an amused way. It’s clearly coming from a man who doesn’t get it. He hasn’t read my profile, he’s not interested in knowing anything about me. He is a serial copy paster. He’s . . . → Read More: Apple C, Apple P

Another okCupid gem!

This one’s almost poetic:

hi lovely day
its friday
im home going for a run
im italian french\
very passionate
************@hotmail.com
im single no kids
luv playing sports
and going to my cottage
antonio xo

Amazing. He wrote the same thing to my friend Bonnie. Check it . . . → Read More: Another okCupid gem!

You might like …

Just clicked on okcupid.com randomly to see if I had any messages and it showed me three, almost identical, bald guys that it thought I might like. I could barely tell the difference between them and thought it was a tech screw up!

It was very weird and made me . . . → Read More: You might like …

okCupid Message Fun!

I don’t really mean to mock, but sometimes I get the best, most entertaining e-mails on okCupid. I have to admire this girl for being really to the point, but she’s not winning any points in the wooing department.

In fact, I feel rather frightened of her demands. What if I’m NOT “discreet”? What if my cell . . . → Read More: okCupid Message Fun!

Dating Horrors, ep. 1

{Share your dating stories with Samantha, and the world. E-mail your favorite disaster dates to notyourmothersplayground@gmail.com and she’ll share the best on NYMP!}

A friend of mine has a few excellent dating stories. She tells them with such hilarious conviction that, with her permission, I wanted to share them with you. It’s possible I might get some . . . → Read More: Dating Horrors, ep. 1

We walk among you

It used to be that thoughts of people in open relationships brought specific visions to mind. Hippie communes, copious amounts of drugs and rock’n’roll on the free love side and purple satin sheets, leopard print anything and hedonistic Mexican resorts on the swinging side. All of those things still exist and please many people, but there . . . → Read More: We walk among you